Surrender to Nothing

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The fire hazard that is Jared Leto (late night chat convo that is pure nonsense as usual)

Mandi: OUT DA KITCHEN JARED
Eva: hahaha! the pancake fire spread to the palm tree
Mandi: We finally found something hes not good at.
Eva: burning shit?
Mandi: other than walking on his own two feet
Eva: well he did tell us years ago... "burn, let it all burn..."
Mandi: Little did we know he was being literal
Eva: IKR...
Mandi: they're never allowed to use pyrotechnics on stage
Eva: THAT'S RIGHT!
Eva: I remember he talked about not being able to use the pyro on stage...
Mandi: He knows it too...
Eva: THANK GAWD!
Eva: good thing he's not a smoker, can you imagine him carrying a lighter 24/7?
Eva: *beard catches on fire*
Mandi: I'm sure he's got the lighter technique down... He's no saint
Mandi: haha
Eva: IDK bro.... he said he's got the pancakes down to a science too.....
Mandi: hahaha...Tomo even backed him on it
Mandi: Oops
Eva: hahaha
Eva: I'm gonna tense now every time I watch LOW
Eva: PUT THE LIGHTER DOWN VITALI!!
Eva: OMG! GET HIM OUT OF THE KITCHEN NOW!!!
Mandi: DO NOT TOUCH
Mandi: ANYTHING
Eva: EVER!!
Mandi: PUT YOUR HAIR UP
Mandi: NOW
Eva: DO NOT HOLD THE VODKA SO CLOSE TO THE STOVE!!!
Mandi: NO ALCOHOL NEAR THE STOVE - TAKE THIS SCRUNCHIE AND TAKE 50 STEPS BACK
Eva: Cage! DUCK!!!
Eva: *massive fire explosion*
Mandi: HAHAH CAGE RUN YOU POUTY BASTARD!
Mandi: Dude. thank GAWD for that apron, the hood scarf was tucked in it by chance
Eva: IKR
Eva: Spirithoods are flammable as shit
Mandi: :/ He worries me.
Mandi: haha..Mama Leto - we need to have a talk
Eva: :O
Eva: “There is no more problem with the car???”
Eva: OMG
Mandi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Eva: I'm retrospectively really scared for everybody’s lives on the set right now
Mandi: JARED JOSEPH LETO - NO GASOLINE FOR YOU!
Eva: THEY GAVE HIM A GALLON OF FLAMMABLE SUBSTANCE AND A ZIPPO?!?!?!? Who in their right mind…
Eva: *faints*
Mandi: *eye twitches*
Mandi: No..
Mandi: just no!
Eva: :O
Eva: Panic Room
Eva: FACE BURN
Mandi: Oh gawd..
Mandi: NO FIRE
Mandi: NONE
Eva: good lord, the pancakes weren't the beginning, he's been setting shit on fire for years....
Mandi: NOT EVEN THOSE BABY-PROOF SPARKLERS.
Eva: *remembers MARS TV* the fireworks in the parking lot?
Mandi: NO LIGHTERS...NO GLASS IN SUNLIGHT...NO TWO STICKS TOGETHER..NOTHING
Eva: NO MORE BIRTHDAY CAKES ON STAGE!
Mandi: NOPE
Eva: at least no more candles
Mandi: You've been banned Leto.
Eva: Good thing they didn't give Jared the flame thrower in TIW... we'd all be dead
Mandi: NO
Mandi: Tomo handled that shit like a beast!
Eva: yeah Tomo's the fire master!
Eva: WATCH AND LEARN JARED!

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Emma!! I <3 this so much… it’s like you can read her thoughts “good gawd I looked right at it GAHHHH!!!”

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iwantcupcakes:

Covering his face and being adorable for decades now.

FROM TONIGHT’S LENO (5/3/2012):

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welcome to my life.. Viva la Virginia Beach….

joannaleecurtis:

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is a prime example of why I hate the beach.

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pukfuk:

soundboothsolitude:

Tomo and Shannon :3

this is what you call true love.:P

Shomo, I love you.

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I made a friend at the market today...

Me: *buying blueberries at the fruit section*
Boy: *passing by with his girlfriend discussing fishsticks*
Me: Hey! Do you...do you like fishsticks?
Boy: Huh?
Girl: *dagger eyes* What?
Boy: Yeah, I like fishsticks.
Me: THEN YOU MUST BE A GAY FISH!
*proceeds to losing all breath and gasping for air repeatedly*
Boy: O...kay
Girl: Ugh, whatever. Let's go.
Voice from behind: You're such a freaking Jew!
Me: *turns around* What?
Other boy: I said, you're a fucking Jew!
Me: Thank you.
Moral of this story: If you find anyone who gets--AND makes--South Park references, cherish them forever.